Not sure what a rant against poofters has to do with wind farms, but that was a bloody funny read

If it bothers you that much, either join in or leave town.

Viagra really hurt when you put them in. It's worth just cutting the edges off a bit to make them straighter, saves the little fella from unnecessary chafing.

Used to surf down there back in the early 1990's - good spot on the right day.

Tried knee paddling a longboard and pretending to be a midget?

When I was a small kid in the mid 70's, I remember seeing a decent sized ship hit the harbormaster hut at the end of the arm.

Funny as, he was shouting at the ship over the loud hailer, then came running out of the hut and along the pier towards the lifeboat station. Fully sh1tting himself.

Jez had a sex change and moved to Sydney with her new partner